So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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