i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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