Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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