Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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