it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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