We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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