..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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