Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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