Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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