How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
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They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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