why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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