Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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