Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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