When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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