okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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