Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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