I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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