Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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