forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
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I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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