Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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