5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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