When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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