I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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