Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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