Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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