I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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