I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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