what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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