does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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