either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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