I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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