Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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