I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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