Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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