I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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