So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
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yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I still have a little drunk in my system
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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