: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
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It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
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We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Please don't give away my fajitas
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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