After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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