Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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