halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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