I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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