I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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