Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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