I wannas sexs uuuuu
My liver just broke up with me...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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