I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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