Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Randomize
