So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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