You're so nebulous sometimes
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
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I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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