dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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