I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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