I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I think pants incapable of making pants work
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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