I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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