At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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