marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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