I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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