I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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